Those Poor Bastards Dig Us A Shallow Grave

Where do you drink--socially, not at home?

Lonesome Wyatt: I don't have SOCIAL---

--where do you drink by yourself, when you're not at home?

LW: In the ditch, junkyard.

Do you have a favorite ditch?

LW: Shallow ditch, with a puddle of water. "The shallow ditch," I guess it's called... with water.

Vincent Presley: You know that one?

Where might I find that?

LW: It finds you.

What about the puddle we walked by earlier?

LW: That won't do.

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Those Poor Bastards, Lonesome Wyatt and Vincent Presley, play the King Club tonight. Fucking cheap: $5. Check this week's Onion for a more coherent preview of the misery that awaits. We're pissed we can't wallow along, but we'll be out of town, celebrating our midlife crisis. See erstwhile stomping grounds for more miserable non sequiturs.