'Remember: it's about speed, not gluttony'

What a socially responsible way to put on an eating contest! There's an Ian's pizza inhalation race happening on Library Mall right now. Winner gets a semester's worth of pie (actually $7 in weekly gift certificates). Pretty sure I could've won the thing if I'd known about it in advance--and forgone lunch, subsequent appetite suppressants.

Only happened upon the event because Daft Punk's Mr. West's "Stronger" on large speakers pricked my ears while I logged time at the office. Unfortunately the pizza pitchmen promptly cut the track short and queued up that fucking Cake song.

To keep our Sept 11th-isms in parallel, here's a recast version from the francophile who passed Kanye the record in the first place.

Kanye West, "Stronger" [A-Trak remix]