Found in translation

The Shiv/Shill/Shine services page alludes to a variety of different skills and assets we can deploy to help you blow up your business. We neglected to mention our French-to-English pop translation option. PROOF OF CONCEPT: Sh/Sh/Sh agent Ivanka Trump translates the lyrics of "Boule de cristal meth"--or if you prefer, "Boule de crystal meth"--by Montreal's Malajube, who will be playing Memorial Union Music Hall tomorrow night.

Also, we have writers whose last name is not Cameron, who will review mixtapes like Cam'ron's Public Enemy #1. Word to the patron saint Larry David.