overheard in madison: actually milwaukee--headgear exception

"I'm like: how'm i supposed to bang hot chicks with this huge ass elbow?"

--sent in by real Bohemian blood.

rBb overheard the above, "at a bar in milwaukee called the riverhorse. the dude was wearing a uw hat. he was also kind of fat. if i were that fat, i wouldn't be worried about my big ass elbow."