NYC Starfuckery

We recently abandoned a half-assed plan to move to an eastern jenga tower of vocational contingencies and dubious crash pads--settling on a more prudent 12-month plan. And while we remain so hell-bent on pursuing a poorer quality of life that we won't think twice about donating our bodies to science and nursing stimulant addictions, at least we won't be tempted to pull this sort of growth-stunt journalism in Madison.

^{he can't feel his face}