Breaking: Madison Missile Silo

Hastings says:

Pick up this week's Onion to learn what the hell this tumescent red state totem of patriotism was doing at the Commonwealth Gallery a few weeks ago, and who these people are. There is a line in the intro that became a little too tell-not-show-y for my taste, but basically, the whole thing was fun as hell to write, I was thrilled to have the privilege of getting the piece in wide circulation, and wish I could lay claim to the brilliant title (again, see hard-copies of The Onion's Madison A.V. Club) or even the idea in the first place. Will post less cryptically about this later.